Onward!
So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

Patty: Chicagoland's number one provider of possessed cellphones and possessed cellphone accessories.

pattyesque:

This Galaxy S5 is free! Completely free! Why? Just because. It wasn’t owned by a ventriloquist who got possessed by his own dummy. Nope. Definitely not that. It’s just free. Congrats.

"Yes, I realize the iphone ‘came alive’ and ‘devoured your husband’ but you bought it two months ago, and without the protection there’s just nothing we can do!"

wellyeahsolikehiandstuff:

Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook

perlooooo:

doodle:3 i don’t know why he cling to his partner hhh

perlooooo:

doodle:3
i don’t know why he cling to his partner hhh

perlooooo:

that kissing has no a feeling to spare

perlooooo:

that kissing
has no a feeling to spare

perlooooo:

newmann I drew the very beginning.

perlooooo:

newmann I drew the very beginning.

ololord:

Husbands <3

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

kittsman:

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

Yesssss.