HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES
This Galaxy S5 is free! Completely free! Why? Just because. It wasn’t owned by a ventriloquist who got possessed by his own dummy. Nope. Definitely not that. It’s just free. Congrats.
"Yes, I realize the iphone ‘came alive’ and ‘devoured your husband’ but you bought it two months ago, and without the protection there’s just nothing we can do!"
Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook
i don’t know why he cling to his partner hhh
has no a feeling to spare
newmann I drew the very beginning.
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr